Off the chain-ness

My birthday party was so off the chain.
Some of you may be asking, "How off the chain was it?"
And to you, I answer, so off the chain, that even that mean guard dude with the reflective glasses in Cool Hand Luke couldn't have caught us.

Every party will have its own little quirks that make it special, so there is no check-list for making your party off the chain. However, the following occurances tipped me off:

1- The random drunk homeless guy rolled up to see "if any of [his] buddies were inside." (they weren't.)

2- the two front columns that previously held up the porch roof fell over.

Man, I felt so special.